Asleep On The Subway

This man has been asleep since the 70’s, where he was a...

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 11:35:41 -0400

This man has been asleep since the 70’s, where he was a cop that did office work.

You should see how many pregnant women are standing in the car.

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 11:32:30 -0400

You should see how many pregnant women are standing in the car.

A lot more concerned with the man wearing a trendy swine flu...

Wed, 07 Oct 2009 14:51:19 -0400

A lot more concerned with the man wearing a trendy swine flu mask and a J Lo track suit.

Just another day at the office. Ooof. How much longer can I ride...

Mon, 05 Oct 2009 14:25:00 -0400

Just another day at the office. Ooof. How much longer can I ride the train from 8:30-6 while telling my wife I have a job?

Are those bananas in your hair or are you just Brazil’s...

Thu, 01 Oct 2009 14:28:15 -0400

Are those bananas in your hair or are you just Brazil’s version of a hipster?

Clearly this man is dreaming of National Treasure and he...

Wed, 30 Sep 2009 11:42:00 -0400

Clearly this man is dreaming of National Treasure and he believes himself to be Nicholas Cage (as Ben Gates, of course) when he finds The Declaration of Independance. Wow, it really is the greatest adventure history has ever revealed. Also, this picture was taken on a Walt Disney character commuter train.

Asleep on the Subway or accompany a ransom note? You decide...

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 16:25:05 -0400

Asleep on the Subway or accompany a ransom note? You decide where this picture belongs. If this picture gets taken down, it means she wasn’t sleeping.

This is every white man in a Spike Lee Joint.

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 16:20:51 -0400

This is every white man in a Spike Lee Joint.

Get it together people! You are adults. Why are you so smooshed?...

Fri, 25 Sep 2009 13:12:00 -0400

Get it together people! You are adults. Why are you so smooshed? Move over. Spread out. Do I have to do everything for you?

Oh, I’m sorry, have you met my friend, The Thing’s...

Thu, 24 Sep 2009 15:08:00 -0400

Oh, I’m sorry, have you met my friend, The Thing’s cool brother? I would be tired too, if I had to lug hands around like that! Enormous!!

Someone was under Maryanne’s spell when they took this...

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 11:45:00 -0400

Someone was under Maryanne’s spell when they took this picture. TRUE BLOOD REFERENCE, if you missed it, you don’t get HBO.

Hey buddy, nobody is interested in stealing your messenger bag...

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 11:44:27 -0400

Hey buddy, nobody is interested in stealing your messenger bag filled with dreams.

This image has been reoccurring in my dreams for years. WHAT...

Fri, 11 Sep 2009 11:33:00 -0400

This image has been reoccurring in my dreams for years. WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?

Super Mario hit a rough patch.

Thu, 10 Sep 2009 11:16:00 -0400

Super Mario hit a rough patch.

You think you are funny now, but he will remember this in a time...

Wed, 09 Sep 2009 17:32:23 -0400

You think you are funny now, but he will remember this in a time you may need his help. A time that could be sooner than you think. Look out behind you… (bomb noise).

There are other seats. No one is forcing you to sit there…

Mon, 07 Sep 2009 15:56:00 -0400

There are other seats. No one is forcing you to sit there…

NSFW NSFW NSFW WARNING: TOO CUTE NSFW NSFW NSFW

Thu, 03 Sep 2009 11:51:00 -0400

NSFW NSFW NSFW WARNING: TOO CUTE NSFW NSFW NSFW

No, this is not a setup for a Matthew Broderick film where he...

Wed, 02 Sep 2009 11:10:00 -0400

No, this is not a setup for a Matthew Broderick film where he switches places with his dog when they accuse one another of having an easier life.

Picture challenge: What item will this man be kicking himself...

Mon, 31 Aug 2009 11:59:00 -0400

Picture challenge: What item will this man be kicking himself over losing once he leaves the subway?

Answer: dignity.

“Excuse me, businessman, get your feet out of my...

Sat, 29 Aug 2009 16:25:19 -0400

“Excuse me, businessman, get your feet out of my face.”