Asleep On The Subway

This man has been asleep since the 70’s, where he was a cop that did office work.

You should see how many pregnant women are standing in the car.

A lot more concerned with the man wearing a trendy swine flu mask and a J Lo track suit.

Just another day at the office. Ooof. How much longer can I ride the train from 8:30-6 while telling my wife I have a job?

Are those bananas in your hair or are you just Brazil’s version of a hipster?

Clearly this man is dreaming of National Treasure and he believes himself to be Nicholas Cage (as Ben Gates, of course) when he finds The Declaration of Independance. Wow, it really is the greatest adventure history has ever revealed. Also, this picture was taken on a Walt Disney character commuter train.

Asleep on the Subway or accompany a ransom note? You decide where this picture belongs. If this picture gets taken down, it means she wasn’t sleeping.

This is every white man in a Spike Lee Joint.

Get it together people! You are adults. Why are you so smooshed? Move over. Spread out. Do I have to do everything for you?

Oh, I’m sorry, have you met my friend, The Thing’s cool brother? I would be tired too, if I had to lug hands around like that! Enormous!!