Asleep On The Subway

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Not just a laptop case, people! Also doubles as a pillow and eye mask, but wait, there’s more, this laptop case can make waffle fries. Wait, wait, wait, did I say I was done?

*This laptop case does not protect the laptop.

Not just a laptop case, people! Also doubles as a pillow and eye mask, but wait, there’s more, this laptop case can make waffle fries. Wait, wait, wait, did I say I was done?

*This laptop case does not protect the laptop.

Snapple Cap Fact: This man is the American dream.

Snapple Cap Fact: This man is the American dream.

This man has been asleep since the 70’s, where he was a cop that did office work.

This man has been asleep since the 70’s, where he was a cop that did office work.

You should see how many pregnant women are standing in the car.

You should see how many pregnant women are standing in the car.

A lot more concerned with the man wearing a trendy swine flu mask and a J Lo track suit.

A lot more concerned with the man wearing a trendy swine flu mask and a J Lo track suit.

Just another day at the office. Ooof. How much longer can I ride the train from 8:30-6 while telling my wife I have a job?

Just another day at the office. Ooof. How much longer can I ride the train from 8:30-6 while telling my wife I have a job?

Are those bananas in your hair or are you just Brazil’s version of a hipster?

Are those bananas in your hair or are you just Brazil’s version of a hipster?

Clearly this man is dreaming of National Treasure and he believes himself to be Nicholas Cage (as Ben Gates, of course) when he finds The Declaration of Independance. Wow, it really is the greatest adventure history has ever revealed. Also, this picture was taken on a Walt Disney character commuter train.

Clearly this man is dreaming of National Treasure and he believes himself to be Nicholas Cage (as Ben Gates, of course) when he finds The Declaration of Independance. Wow, it really is the greatest adventure history has ever revealed. Also, this picture was taken on a Walt Disney character commuter train.

Asleep on the Subway or accompany a ransom note? You decide where this picture belongs. If this picture gets taken down, it means she wasn’t sleeping.

Asleep on the Subway or accompany a ransom note? You decide where this picture belongs. If this picture gets taken down, it means she wasn’t sleeping.

This is every white man in a Spike Lee Joint.

This is every white man in a Spike Lee Joint.